White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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