Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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