How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
its liver damage thursday
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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