yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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