That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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