then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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