Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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