Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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