discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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