is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Randomize
