I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
my god I love twenty year old dicks
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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