I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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