One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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