Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
If I die, sorry about rent.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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