thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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