Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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