Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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