He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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