question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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