if you like me you must not know who I am
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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