Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
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