if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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