You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
