Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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