did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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