That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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