I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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