Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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