You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
