You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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