hell yes lets make some ravioli
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
There's always time for handjobs
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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