Nicole vs. Life
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
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