I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
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