If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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