Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize