can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
they're like a gay fantastic four
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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