"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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