Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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