So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
high people should be assigned attendants
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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