If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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