quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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