yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Ketchup is God's man juice
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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