I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
send nudes
from the living room?
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