Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Randomize
