This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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