You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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