the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Damn victory sex feels great
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