am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
