so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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