hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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