Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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