I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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