my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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