yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
